Pennzoil's story
I have the perfect purr, smooth and tender, and the cutest meow. How can you not want to meet me? Once we do, I'm all happy, rubbing against your hand, stretching so you get to pet me everywhere. This, of course, is all done while I never stop purring. It is, after all, a well-oiled engine. No oil change will ever be needed, all I need is a lap, some petting and maybe even another cat to keep me company.